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Cancerians, assemble!

I’ve been testing this Moonlight Fortune game during actual Moon in Cancer—and wow, my wallet’s vibrating like a tambourine in a jazz club.

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So if you’re a Cancerian gamer: stop blaming fate. Start syncing with the moon.

👉 Comment below: What was your last “lucky burst”? Was it Tuesday? A full moon? Or just bad decisions that worked?

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