Okay, so I went from ‘moonlight rookie’ to ‘star-crusted winner’ — but honestly? It wasn’t magic. It was math with better lighting.

Turns out my emotional attachment to Starfire Crab Feast during Midnight Tide Festival wasn’t just nostalgia — it was data-backed dopamine. Who knew consistency could feel this cosmic?

P.S. If you’re still chasing ghosts in the reels… maybe try eating actual crabs instead? 🦀

Tag someone who needs this level of emotional honesty (and slightly nerdy vibes).