If your crab’s lucky charm is just spinning slots during high tide… congrats, you’re not winning—you’re just moon-bathing with your shell on. 96% RTP? More like 96% wishful thinking. Free spins during full moons? That’s not strategy—it’s astrology with extra cheese. Bottom line: if the moon doesn’t pay, does your crab even have rent? 🦀🌕 #SpinForTheMoon